Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.