Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.