The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 35.83 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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