Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.