"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.