Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.