The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 35.37 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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has 34.74 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: internet, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
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