Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.