Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.