The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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