Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.