The best Yo mama jokes

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Vote: has 27.74 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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