The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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