Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"