The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
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