Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.