Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.