The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
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