The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
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Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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has 37.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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