Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.