Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.