Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.