The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: drunk, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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