The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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has 37.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
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