Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!