Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!