The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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has 36.77 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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