Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.