Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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