Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.