The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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has 30.36 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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has 29.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama