Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.