The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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has 30.36 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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has 29.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, god, heaven, Yo mama