Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!