The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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has 30.64 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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has 29.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama