Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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