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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 47.01 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex
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