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"I'd like to seek divorce. My wife hasn't spoken with me more than half year." "Are you stupid? It's a dream of every man."
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
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Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
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Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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Wife to husband: ‘One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!’ Husband: ‘Taxi!!’
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What kind of rings do men need for marriage? Engagement Ring Wedding Ring Suffe-Ring Endu-Ring
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What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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