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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 47.15 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: death, women
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: women
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
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