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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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