Best jokes ever

If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality." The man replies, "I don't give a shttp://unijokes.com/admin/h*t what you think!"
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, work
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
<<<1007100810091010
More jokes →
Page 1007 of 1425.