The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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An evening of Valentine's Day.
A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
"Sorry, we are sold out..."
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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