Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: party
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Vote:
has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
Vote:
has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Vote:
has 47.14 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
<<<1007100810091010
More jokes →
Page 1007 of 1431.