If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?"
The man says "I'm probably too honest."
The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality."
The man replies, "I don't give a shttp://unijokes.com/admin/h*t what you think!"
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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