Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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A married couple go to a restaurant.
A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."