Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!