Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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