Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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