Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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