Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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