Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.