Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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