Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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