Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.