Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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