Joke #10549

Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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