A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time.
Which one will hit the bottom first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
