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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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