"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
