Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"Youre under 18," replies the barman.
Q: In which room we cannot live?
A: Mushroom.
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.