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Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ". Ramu: I is... Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am." Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, Thanksgiving
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
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