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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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