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A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: flirt, wine
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
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