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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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