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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "Youre under 18," replies the barman.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, beer
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, life
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