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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
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Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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