Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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