Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
I’ve been very depressed lately. My wife’s threatened to leave me. But even that hasn’t cheered me up.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. Not bad.