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How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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No matter how hard we try, we never seem to save any money. Our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.
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