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Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
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What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
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I’ve been very depressed lately. My wife’s threatened to leave me. But even that hasn’t cheered me up.
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. Not bad.
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