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Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!”
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: school
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, dog, love
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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