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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I never married because there was no need – I have three pets which serve the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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