Stupid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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