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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny returns from school and says: "Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often!" "But I hope you are not writing them, my son." "No, I'm dictating them!"
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, school
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: military, war, work
One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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