Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?" Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Q: Where does a general keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?