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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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Q: Where does a general keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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