Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Life is an open door.
It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica?
A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
What kind of rings do men need for marriage?
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffe-Ring
Endu-Ring
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.