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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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