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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica? A: He didn't need them any longer his damn wife knows everything.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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What kind of rings do men need for marriage? Engagement Ring Wedding Ring Suffe-Ring Endu-Ring
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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