fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Q: Where does a general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up?
"Iraqi Army."
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".