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fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Q: Where does a general keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: military
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 50.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: gay
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.53 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: sex
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