Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
A: Cheez Whuz. 
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it.
Why?
Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex.
No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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