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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 46.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 46.29 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
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