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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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