Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."
Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.