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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 46.67 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: racist
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, duck
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
I never married because there was no need – I have three pets which serve the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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