Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 
A woman is approaching a very small Bistro.
She calls the barkeeper and when he is standing in front of her she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer.
Then she bends over the desk and starts to carress his beard.
"Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.
"Ehhh. No.
Not at all!" the barkeeper replies.
"Would you please call him here?" the lady asks and gently touches his hair.
"Oh, I'm very sorry.
But no.
Impossible!" the barkeeper sighs who has - no doubt - fun with this situation.
"Would you then please do me a great favour?" the lady asks and follows gently the line of his lips.
"Of course.
What ever you wish!" the barkeeper moans.
"I want to leave a message for the boss!" she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.
"What message?" the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his mouth.
"Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel on the lady's toilet!"
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."
Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.