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One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny):I want a pistol S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this, S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose? J: For shooting cans. S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one. J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one. S: And what cans will you shoot at? J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Inside a Best Buy store. Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder." Coworker: "We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily?" Customer: "Collard greens."
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69's a mouthful.
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