It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ?
A: He elected to receive.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank goodness!”
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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I know when god becomes angry.
When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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