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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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has 46.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
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