When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.