It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day.
They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs.
Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one.
They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him.
They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do.
So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing.
They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do.
Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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I know when god becomes angry.
When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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