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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesers Palace. A Jewish hooker comes over to him and asks him if he would like some company. "How much, honey?" "$800." "800???" "Are you crazy? Every other woman that came over wanted $400!" The Jewish hooker thought about it for a second and then replied, "Ok, I’ll do it for $400, but I want you to know I’m not making anything on it!"
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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