What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank goodness!”
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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I know when god becomes angry.
When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.