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Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: military
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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