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There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do. Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, computer, elf, nerd
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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has 46.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
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