Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.