Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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