If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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