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Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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