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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 46.35 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 46.32 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.31 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 46.30 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
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