Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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