Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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