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Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver's seat and the blonde gets in the passenger's seat. The brunette says: "We're late, so you watch out the back window for cops." As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: "So, do you see any cops?" The blonde replies: "Yes!" The brunette says: "Are they behind us?" "Yes!" "Are they close?" "Yes!" "Are they going to stop us?" "I don't know!" "Well, are their lights on?" The blonde replies: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, work
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: military
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesers Palace. A Jewish hooker comes over to him and asks him if he would like some company. "How much, honey?" "$800." "800???" "Are you crazy? Every other woman that came over wanted $400!" The Jewish hooker thought about it for a second and then replied, "Ok, I’ll do it for $400, but I want you to know I’m not making anything on it!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, disgusting, mechanic
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife, work
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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