Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."