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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 46.30 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.30 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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