Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game."
"What's your word?" the host
replied.
"Bored out of my mind," said the caller.