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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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