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Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: football, game
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
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