Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.