Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game."
"What's your word?" the host
replied.
"Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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