A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.
"All you have to do is add it up, like the Priest said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Two old men hobble into the pub.
One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’
‘All right,’ says the other.
‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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