The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
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Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A Ducktor.
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables."
The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer."
The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
The fastest dialog in the world:
(WC door is opening)
Man inside: Heyyy!
Man outside: Sorryyy!
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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