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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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