Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
There's something actionable in your pants.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."