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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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