Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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