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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first.
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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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We call my father-in-law the exorcist. Every time he visits he rids the house of spirits.
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Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing? Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved.
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