What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Why is marriage a three-ring circus? First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.