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What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Why is marriage a three-ring circus? First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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