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Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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