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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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