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A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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