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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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