Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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