Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common? Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
Two friends talking: "What's up?" "My wife left me for my best friend.." "I thought I was your best friend..." "Now he is."