A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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There's a blonde walking down a trail.
She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left.
She sees another blonde on the other side.
She asks her "how do you get to the other side?"
The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
Why is marriage a three-ring circus?
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
Ramu: I is...
Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am."
Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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