Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.