Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.