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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
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Things have reached crisis point in Beryl’s marriage. ‘If things are so bad,’ her friend advises her. ‘Then you should leave your husband.’ ‘I would,’ says Beryl. ‘If only I could think of a way of doing it that wouldn’t make him happy.’
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