What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
I'd like to think inside your box.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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Things have reached crisis point in Beryl’s marriage. ‘If things are so bad,’ her friend advises her. ‘Then you should leave your husband.’ ‘I would,’ says Beryl. ‘If only I could think of a way of doing it that wouldn’t make him happy.’