Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.