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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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