Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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