Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.