Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.