Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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