Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.