Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.