Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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