Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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