Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.