Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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