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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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