Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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