Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.