Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?"
Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."