Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?
A: Gladiator.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.