My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?”
The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner.
Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck.
The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up.
Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in.
"Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.