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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 44.40 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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has 44.39 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 44.37 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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has 44.37 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally, the fellow started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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