Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records.
The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’
‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man.
‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
Yo Mama so old...
She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.