What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally, the fellow started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy"
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
A boxer goes to a doctor complaining of insomnia. ‘Have you tried counting sheep?’ asks the doctor. ‘It doesn’t work,’ replies the boxer. ‘Every time I get to nine, I stand up.’
What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.