That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally, the fellow started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy"
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.