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Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
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Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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