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Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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