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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
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What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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