Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Why don’t some teachers like to break wind in public? Because they’re private tooters.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh. The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs. Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs. God asks her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?” and she responds, “I just got the first joke!”
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.