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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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