Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
"I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the vicar replied. "It’s not a reflection on you, Father" insisted the church goer. "Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.