Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”