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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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