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What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
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