A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"A month."
"Why did you wait so long to report it?"
"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn’t have any clean clothes to wear."