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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 44.24 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 44.24 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 44.23 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
"I hope you didn’t take it personally, Father," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the vicar replied. "It’s not a reflection on you, Father" insisted the church goer. "Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."
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has 44.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, party
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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