Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.