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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
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What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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