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I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, pirate
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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