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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Things have reached crisis point in Beryl’s marriage. ‘If things are so bad,’ her friend advises her. ‘Then you should leave your husband.’ ‘I would,’ says Beryl. ‘If only I could think of a way of doing it that wouldn’t make him happy.’
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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