Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Things have reached crisis point in Beryl’s marriage.
‘If things are so bad,’ her friend advises her.
‘Then you should leave your husband.’
‘I would,’ says Beryl.
‘If only I could think of a way of doing it that wouldn’t make him happy.’
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Vote:
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Vote:
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Vote:
It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Vote:
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Vote:
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Vote: