Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
How many auditors does it take to change a
light bulb?
How many did it take last year?
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."