The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
My wife has given me a reason to live – revenge.
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!