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A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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