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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
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Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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My wife has given me a reason to live – revenge.
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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
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