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A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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Things have reached crisis point in Beryl’s marriage. ‘If things are so bad,’ her friend advises her. ‘Then you should leave your husband.’ ‘I would,’ says Beryl. ‘If only I could think of a way of doing it that wouldn’t make him happy.’
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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