A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former buddies at work about the operation. "Was it painful?" someone asked. "Well,"she said. "There was one part that was extremely painful." "I bet I know what part was so painful," someone else said. "I bet it was when they cut off your balls," they said. "No," she said. "I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a thing." "Then it must have been when they cut off your pecker," another person offered. "No," she said. "I was sedated then too, and didn't feel anything." "Then what part of the operation was so painful?" They wanted to know. "Well," she said. "After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in my ear and sucked out half of my brains."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.