Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.