Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
“Oh, I sure am glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.