Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Whiskey is a great drink – it makes you see double and feel single.
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered.
Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Getting money out of my father was like taking candy from a baby.
He used to scream and cry like hell.
Yo Mama so old...
She's got the first autographed Koran.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.