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Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
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Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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