Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A: He wiped.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other’s a fish!
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
New Jersey got to pick first.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
How do you join the police?
Handcuff them together.
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often?
They always hit and run.