There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
What’s black and tan and looks great on a lawyer?
A Dobermann pinscher.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other’s a fish!
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
New Jersey got to pick first.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
How do you join the police?
Handcuff them together.
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often?
They always hit and run.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.