Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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