Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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