Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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