Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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