Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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