Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.