Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.