Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.