Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!