Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"