Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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