Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.