Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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