The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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