The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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