The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.