The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.