The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.