The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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