The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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