The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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