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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
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There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, “This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!” The farmer looked puzzled and replied, “What’s time to a pig?”
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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