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Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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