Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's?
The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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