Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.