A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.