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Why are men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage? They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock. Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: "Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her. Pity her.
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Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
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Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
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