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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, money, ugly
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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