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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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