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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Facebook, internet
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