Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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How are women and linoleum floors alike?
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.