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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: school, science, teacher
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
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