Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!