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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it." "Sorry," replied the owner, "but I can’t sell you that." "Why not" asked the customer? "Because that’s my husband."
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