Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
‘How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars…’ Steve Martin
Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
Two undercover police officers assigned to the organized crime unit were overlooking a bloody mob hit scene. The victim had six gun shot wounds to the back of the head. One cop looks at the other and utters, "Worst case of suicide I've ever seen."
Discussion between two future lawyers: I don’t understand why they rejected me! I told them that I want to be a lawyer because I respect the law, that I’d give my life for the Constitution and that I want justice for my clients. What did you tell them? I told them that I want to be a lawyer because of my hands! You’re hands? What do you mean? Well, I looked in my hands and there were no money...
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!