“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.