Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!