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Why did Tom come home drunk and leave his clothes on the floor? He was in them.
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Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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