What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.