Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!