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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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