How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed?
Her toes curl up when you screw her.
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78
78 my ass
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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