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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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