Best jokes ever

What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
Vote: has 43.43 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Vote: has 43.43 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
Vote: has 43.42 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: military, work
How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
Vote: has 43.40 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage, political, wedding
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
Vote: has 43.40 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
Vote: has 43.40 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Vote: has 43.40 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: family, racist, redneck
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
Vote: has 43.40 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Vote: has 43.39 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
Vote: has 43.39 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life