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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 43.42 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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