God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.