Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: "Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?" "No." "So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?" "Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living."
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.