Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
A loan shark asks a lawyers advice: How can I get back my $1,000 from Johnny if I lost my loan receipt? Send a letter where you will write to him to send you the $2,000 he owns you. Ok but I only loaned him $1,000! That’s the idea, we want to get from hem a proof that he owns you $1,000...