The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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