Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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