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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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