What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
OK, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
The cost of living is the difference between your net income and your gross habits!
A man orders a pint of beer, notices it tastes sour and complains to the barman. ‘What are you moaning about?’ says the barman. ‘You’ve only got a pint of that rubbish, I’ve got three barrels full.’
Why did the mobster put his money in the freezer? He liked cold hard cash!
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? A fifty-dollar bill.
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.