What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.
Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with renewed vigor, returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins his day’s work.
After he retires, the new accountant can hardly wait to read for himself the message contained in the envelope in the drawer, particularly since he feels so inadequate in replacing the far wiser and more highly esteemed accountant.
Surely, he thinks to himself, it must contain the great secret to his success, a wondrous treasure of inspiration and motivation.
His fingers tremble anxiously as he removes the mysterious envelope from the drawer and reads the following message:
"Debits in the column toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window. Prefer Wraps and females who think realistically pick Wholemeal.”
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".