Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.