Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.