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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: school
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: women
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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