How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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