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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, lawyer
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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