How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Life’s a bitch, and then you’re reincarnated.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Coming home after check-up, 45 year old Jenna said to her husband: "The doctor said that my brust is like a 20 year old girl’ brust." Husband replied: "Did he mention about your 45 year old hanged to the floor ass?" "No", she said. "Your name wasn’t even mentioned."
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.