Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis.
He says to the doctor "My penis is too small."
Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch."
So the man thanks the doctor and leaves.
He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch.
Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy.
A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker.
"Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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