Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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