Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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