Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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