Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.