Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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