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What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Christmas
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 42.44 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 42.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask that? Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dad, school, teacher
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 42.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 42.35 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
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