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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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