What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.