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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
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