What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.