Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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