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How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
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Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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I wouldn’t say she’s been married a lot but the church is trying to get her to pay for a new aisle carpet.
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A state trooper stopped at a little cafe for coffee. As he was getting ready to leave a patron of the cafe yelled out, "Go out and get 'em!" he said. "I suppose everyone's going to get a ticket today?" "I don't really give out many tickets," the cop said. "Oh, come on," the man teased. "You'd give your own mother a ticket." "No, my mother never drove a car," said the trooper. Then a grin spread over his face. "But I did catch her jaywalking once," he said, "and I issued her a warning. But that's all."
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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