Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.