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Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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has 42.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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