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Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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has 42.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
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