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The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.
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How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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How do you know you’re flying over the poorer part of town? You see toilet paper hanging on the clothes lines.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’ Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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