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My husband has a split personality – and I hate both of them.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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