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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
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What is the difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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