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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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