What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill?
Because he made to many calls!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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