The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
