When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
What is the difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.