How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"