Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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An advertisement:
I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones.
Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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