What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains.
The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains.
When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I’m meetin’ me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?"
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street.
He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!"
"I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.