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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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A student called her best friend and said that she had some great news. “The teacher told me that we had to do a test today in rain or shine,” she told her. “Why is that great,” her friend asked. “It’s snowing today!”
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: school
No matter how hard we try, we never seem to save any money. Our neighbours are always buying something we can’t afford.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: money
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