Best jokes ever

Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.

The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.

Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.

Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!