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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams inagony. She pushes her knee and screams,pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken
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Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman. My wife put me off them.
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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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