Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?"
The clerk says to her, "Just a second."
The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat?
And they look at you and say they don't know.
And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know.
I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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