Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
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