Best jokes ever

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.

You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.