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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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