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How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
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