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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen. One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. ‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said. ‘And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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