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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
The soldier serving in Iraq was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: military
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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